Bio: lol ... the username probably got u to read my profile. If dicksize really is EVERYTHING to you ... I apologize for tricking u into checkin' mine out. Mine's 6 and a half, 4 or five around, at least a mouthful, and is shaped real nice i.e. not one of those freaky lookin' dicks. lol I know I'm country, but u want me to touch u don't u? Wanna get raunchy don't u? Why don't u call me? Somebody's cooking the right meat and potatoes babe. I'm feelin' the way u fillin' up them jeans. Gimme some rubbin'. It ain't gotta be hard. I just want to mow ur back yard. Here's my info. Don't try to dodge it. I'm not here to take anything. I just wanna make a deposit. Don't be skeered. That's just my beard. I know I sound kinda weird, but I'm fond of your rear. Your banging sugar booger. I know I'm just one of a ton of young son of a guns just wantin' some of u honey. And I ain't got much money. I know I'm not buff, but I'm funny. And I'm a hard worker. I do whatever it takes. Just to live up to your expectations. No sex? What? Well then I'll be patient. I really hate to toot my own horn. But aooo-gah! Its looking to me boo, like u need a new guy. What u want? A latte? A ham on rye? Dude ... I'm just trying to get in ur bloodstream like some e coli. What do u think I am, a bumpkin? Straight out of the sticks or something? I just wanna be wit u. Lay up in the A wit u. You know we would look so good togetha.