Bio: Existential notion of the day: If a tree falls in the woods... I cut it down. People have said that I'm a self-righteous, arrogant, prick, but I like to think of myself as an attractive, self-righteous, arrogant, prick. You be the judge (if you decide to pass judgments you will be automatically deleted... I don't handle criticism well... especially if it's constructive criticism... which I think is an oxymoron). *see zen master anecdote for details on my opinion of judgementalism: which is a term my spell check is telling me I just coined. I see life in shades of gray. There are rarely only two sides to an argument and when there are I've found that it is best to be on neither... except for when it comes to animal abuse which I endorse whole-heartedly. What better way to show the animal kingdom who's boss than to kick a dog when I'm having a bad day?