Bio: I am a big guy with a big sense of humor. Relatively intelligent, witty, urbane. I am a published author. (of a poem) Play guitar just bad enough to sing along. Love digital photography, bass fishing and so help me, karaoke. I know a tad about martial arts. I also know a lot about giving massages. Things the chiropractor won't do for you. I know zone therapy, acu-pressure, and am just able to find those sore spots and get rid of them for you. I am a very tactile person. Love to touch. I am also very ORAL. Love kissing, all types of kissing.