Bio: I am a nice guy and a good friend. I try to always be truthful unless it is going to offend someone (e.g., Do these pants make my ass look big? No, your ass makes your ass look big. That and a box of twinkies for the last ten years along with the massive amounts of other treats would be the reason your ass looks big, not the pants. Your ass does look big in those pants but it looks big in everything because it is big.) I would only think think these things but not verbalize them and may lie or avoid pertinent facts in an effort to avoid ill feelings or lenghthy/uncomfortable explanations..