Bio: I am an unhappily married man who just wants to talk to a woman I can't talk to here at home. I'm all of the things that you read in the headline. But I will say that I am short, fat, and black, but if you have a problem with that, just pretend I'm Brad Pitt(or whoever the devil these woman like nowadays) with a huge penis! Or you could pretend I'm Angelina, or whatever floats your boat. Anyways, I'm Awesome just the way I am!