Bio: I'm not going to start this with "hey there..." and fill te rest of this box with a bunch of blather that no one wants to read. So here's the skinny. I lie lime green, water, cars, and anything strange or unusual. If it's obscene, I'll probably enjoy it. I have a dark sense of humor, and I'm a raft guide. Sometimes I'm rowdy and happy go crazy, othertimes I'm calm and introspective. I'm adventurous and patient. Done. Running, backpacking, camping, snowboarding, skiing, skinny dipping, massages, and I'm an outdoor gear whore.