Bio: IErrrm what to write about me errrrrr. The first thing you should probably know is that im a bit random. I enjoy contemplating lifes many enigmatic mysteries through a series of rich tea biscuit metaphores and wondering whos hair would win in a race. You know, stuff like that. Once you get past the insane prattle im quite a decent guy. Id do anything to help those close to me and am always there for my freinds. Im honest to the point of brutality and have a good sense of humour (albeit weird). Just to clarify, the only thing that outways my immature side is my serious one, which loves to debate and theorize anything and everything. For instance, I found there are not enough gay blokes about so im extending my social horizons via this website. I Love making new freinds so if anyone fancies a chat then feel free to message me. Although pics of chiseled abbs and throbbing genitalia are appreciated, i find faces are easier to handle for first impressions, windows to the soul or some crap like that. Other than listing my interests (which your prob not interested in or can find out by asking) this is all i can think to put. Except wouldn't it be awsome if you could inject helium into cakes. Imagine sitting in your living room, your confusion as a cheesecake surreptitiously floats by your window. That or the fun Greggs would have keeping there stock under contol. Thats right floating pastries, anarchy. P.s i do realise i have a problem with brackets (or the excessive use of) and are trying to sort it though gramatical correction theropy. ( i made that up, damn, stop it)