Bio: I am a blend of seriousness and cheesy puns, of ideas and honesty. An optimist without being chipper, and a realist without being morose. I used to practice le Parkour, but got lazy for a couple years. If I'm not working on some crazy game, (not my day job), then I'm designing my next tattoo or trying to write a novel. It feels damned good to be back into exercising, although my journey back into the land of sweat is just beginning. Perhaps I should mention that I haven't been to a gay bar in years - that might help you narrow down my persona just a little bit. And need I say it? DDF, as you should be too.