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• Date of Birth? 42
• Sexual Status: gay single man
• Images: 1Public

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Last Status: Seeking normalcy in an otherwise insane world.

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City: Niagara Falls , New York

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Bio: I love sports of all kinds. I play tennis, golf and softball. I am also a competitive log roller, muskrat wrangler and basket weaver. I teach middle school social studies and a professor of methods. I spend a lot of time reading about history and researching it on the Internet. It is a fascinating study of human behavior. Now for some randomness: Pretzels dipped in cream cheese, old game shows, MATCH GAME, carnival games, poker, home cooking, quality wines, guys in tees and flip flops drive me crazy (in a good way), old style crooners, Family Guy, Sunday mornings watching the Food Network, writing poems that no one could ever understand but me, making homemade dinners, playing Frisbee, going for walks with no destination in mind, asking nuns inappropriate questions, going to moms for pasta, I love hummus, apples are good but not the green ones, I collect X-Men, I have over 1000 pieces, yes over 1000, I like white tigers but not that one that mauled Roy, he obviously is anti-gay, I have been to Las Vegas 7 times and want to go back, I have a tattoo, I once met Hulk Hogan, right now I have on red underwear from H&M, I have a hairy chest, should I shave my goatee?, Mad TV cracked me up, Mammas Family is one of the best shows ever, I will admit I love musicals, I think squirrels are the devils minions, I like gin and tonics, mojitos and grape martinis, I hate black socks, Awakenings is the best movie ever (rent it I know you have not seen it), I would like to fall in love like the lyrics to Strangers in the Night say, I dislike grocery shopping alone, I have to live in NF because of residency, its not that far play some music and come to town, yea I like Bette Midler, what of it?, I stink at math, did you know that the Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, and I once vomited on the Log Ride at Fantasy Island. To end you should look up the lyrics to one of the best songs ever written, it is called Fifty Percent by Helen Reddy or Dorothy Louden.