Bio: To start I am a normal, pretty laid-back guy. I am not into the bar scene at all. I go out once, maybe twice a month with friends usually to Fugazi. I don't smoke and I have never done drugs and never will.. I love sports of all kinds. I play tennis, golf and softball. Now for some randomness: Pretzels dipped in cream cheese, old game shows, MATCH GAME, carnival games, poker, home cooking, quality wines, guys in tees and flip flops drive me crazy (in a good way), old style crooners, Family Guy, Sunday mornings watching the Food Network, writing poems that no one could ever understand but me, making homemade dinners, playing Frisbee, going for walks with no destination in mind, asking nuns inappropriate questions, going to moms for pasta, I love hummus, apples are good but not the green ones, I collect X-Men, I have over 1000 pieces, yes over 1000, I like white tigers but not that one that mauled Roy, he obviously is anti-gay, I have been to Las Vegas 7 times and want to go back, I have a tattoo, I once met Hulk Hogan, right now I have on red underwear from H& M, I have a hairy chest. Mad TV cracks me up. Mammas Family is one of the best shows ever, I will admit I love musicals, I think squirrels are the devils minions, I did not come out to my parents until I was 29, yet they said they knew, I have made awesome friends from gay. com but never found a good boyfriend, I like gin and tonics, mojitos and grape martinis, I hate black socks, Awakenings is the best movie ever (rent it I know you have not seen it), I would like to fall in love like the lyrics to Strangers in the Night say, I dislike grocery shopping alone, I have to live in NF because of residency, its not that far play some music and come to town, yea I like Bette Midler, what of it? I once vomited on the Log Ride at Fantasy Island. To end you should look up the lyrics to one of the best songs ever written, it is called Fifty Percent by Helen Reddy or Dorothy Louden.