Bio: I am prone to horrible dry sarcasm. No guarantees that I won't bite. But, not in bed, that's a douche move. I mean, unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case you should at least buy me dinner first. *HINT: that was sarcasm.* Despite what seems to be a common misconception, I am not a prostitute, escort, whore, hoe, stripper, exotic dancer, etc. Stop asking.